10. You want to see what it was like to live during the Depression.
9. You are in need of combat training.
8. You weigh more than your credit rating.
7. You are a plus plus sized model.
6. You were recently featured on America’s Most Wanted.
5. You have a chaos fetish.
4. One word…fatback.
3. You are an anthropologist in search of an inexplicable primative culture.
2. You like to wear camouflage on casual Fridays.
1. You are a cult/religious leader in search of a very large and gullible following.
