10. You want to see what it was like to live during the Depression.
9. You are in need of combat training.
8. You weigh more than your credit rating.
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You Might Be A Memphian If…
You reach the elevator 2,500 lb weight capacity with only three occupants.
Your politicians’ approval ratings go up when they father a child by someone other than a spouse.
You count the number of white/black friends that you have.
You enlist in the military so you can move to a safer city in the Middle East.
Your church has its own zip-code, electoral vote, highway exit, and/or Starbucks.
You know anyone who voted for Huckabee.
You consider Germantown upscale.
You checked how much it would cost to buy Kevlar® for your school aged child.
You can only make fun of cities in Mississippi or Louisiana.
You can turn any building into a Bass Pro Shop.
You dread any “Worst of” list.
